Finally, a book for guys that solves the riddles of pregnancy.
Do you think that newborn babies can eat Doritos? That they can't scream very loudly since they just have tiny little baby lungs? That you will still be able to golf on weekends after your baby is born?
If so, you need this book!
Breathe takes guys misstep-by-misstep through the stages of pregnancy and the early days of childhood. Considered by many to be the unofficial pregnancy handbook of the NBA, Breathe is filled with useful tips such as these:
Brown's First Law of Conception: The odds of conception are inversely proportional to its desirability. High school virgins experimenting behind bleachers are guaranteed to get pregnant; financially secure married men hoping for children are doomed to spend their weekends in fertility clinics masturbating into cups.
Picking a doctor: Never use a gynecologist whose Medical School Diploma has palm trees on the side.
Pre-Natal Music: Mozart, yes. Wagner, No!
Common Concerns: If your baby is born with dark hair that covers its head, back, neck, temples and forehead, don't panic. This is perfectly normal. It just means your baby was born Italian.
Child experts from all over the world agree -- if you're a first time father, drop your baby and pick up this book!
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My Pregnancy Pocket Guide
- ISBN13: 9780803621831
- Condition: New
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< br/>Consult this handy, full-color, pocket-sized reference anytime, anywhere. From conception to the delivery, you'll quickly find the answers to all of your questions about your pregnancy and preparing for life as a new mother. Write-on, wipe-off pages make it perfect for jotting down your questions and taking notes in the doctor's office. And, the Partner's Point of View section is ideal for both parents-to-be. Rely on easy-to-read tables and checklists for the information you need to make healthy decisions, including... `Try Not to Eat' list for foods `Do Not Take' list for medications tips for maintaining physical, mental, and emotional wellness. Consult full-color illustrations of the physical development of mother and baby month by month. Use the diet and fitness facts, including the FDA's food pyramid for expectant mothers to ensure your making the best decisions. Reduce your anxieties with information on pregnancy-related risk factors, their warning signs, and when t o consult medical personnel. Know what to expect and how to prepare for labor and delivery. Be aware of the signs of postpartum depression and know what to do if you experience them.
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